endless lament

im very excited and honored to descend to this new level of madness

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

That it's no longer on poob?

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

sexualising a blade sliding between the gaps in plate armour

yes it's obviously penetrative imagery but it's also + more importantly about the intoxicating, terrifying helplessness of being violently reminded of the limitations of your attempts to defeat your own vulnerability

this is the only time i recorded myself playing a VR game and it still holds up as one of my best game videos

i really like how you miss every shot

pro tip: try to handicap yourself so its roughly 50-50, so they feel like theyre up against an equally skilled opponent

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity