Magnolias and Mountain Dew

It’s so important to have a one sided beef with someone. They don’t know I exist but I would move heaven and earth to beat their ass

People tagging this with celebrities this is different I’m talking about that asshole Tim from the IT department

"If someone hates gay people then they're secretly gay" not only implies that homosexuality is humiliating by treating their supposed gayness as a source of humiliation, but also says "homophobia is an internal community problem, not something perpetuated by straight people, and it's solely gay people's responsibility. Straight people aren't involved."

let me put this in terms you can understand: our son, Jax Angel Dust Smith, wandered into amazing digital traffic and was sent to hazbin hotel

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

so what, we're some kind of... blue rescue team?

wow, we're so high up, it's like we're some explorers of sky

these doors can take us anywhere, it's like they're gates to infinity

my grandpa got killed by a bullet bill in super mario world war 2