icedpops

being a dsmp fan aged like fine wine into a subscription service where every 1-3 months it feels like someone comes and stabs you with 400 knives. and then you have to go to work

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

yeah she "pegged me", and by "pegged" haha well. let's just say...,sword through my chest

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

retail employees

I’m stuck imagining the universe where Annabeth couldn’t get Percy out of the chair and she ends up in the underworld only to find his mother trapped in gold just like him

new year, same old me watching paddington 2 and crying about my favourite bear

tumblr letting us buy silly little hats for our icons WHEN

only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand