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Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

Happy Pride month to the moon

the engineers designing the tesla truck

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

Commercials should be illegal

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"