in the nosebleeds

okay serious talk ekky is actually worth more than a 9th overall pick (probably not a ton more, but nevertheless more) and the fact that he was packaged with fucking additional assets is actually insulting like he is poised to have a breakout year now that he's recovered from his wrist injury and he's had an actual off season to train (and especially improve his shot) and we're going to have to sit here and watch him light it up for fucking OTTAWA ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEE

Irrationally mad that the Sharks copy pasted their Wekky/Bordy selfie photo series with wacklin tbh

Actually it's rational. It was supposed to be them

imagine you're at the olympics you just won gold you found out your bestie is bisexual and has been since she was 15 and you didn't know because it "wasn't a big deal" and "it's theoretical anyway" and then she fucks megan thee stallion and that's the first woman she's ever fucked. MEGAN THEE STALLION and when you ask if she can even finger anyone with those falsies your bestie just kind of smiles and mumbles something and you can't even blow up a building because you're on a flight home from the olympics, where you just won gold and found out your bestie you're in love with is bi but it was only theoretical until megan thee stallion fucked her. and you're in a plane and you might die of weird sexual jealousy, or your hangover, or wondering if your bestie is just really into older women and that's why she never said anything, which is NOT weird sexual jealousy it's a different thing. this happened to my best friend kk harvey. it's happening right now