Two minutes for hooking

sends an offersheet to my neighbours wife

her husband matched my offer #CELIBACY

In all of this tension and hilarity, I am going to hold a moment of silence for our greatest warrior PHLY beat reporter Charlie O'Connor, who keeps trying to go on vacation and can't, due to Briere's antics 🫡🕯️🫡

Finally, Charlie O'Connor can rest 🙂‍↕️ Until Danny picks up the phone again.

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

It looks like it would be quite visible on the front, am I correct in that assumption?

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

mike grier had the gm of the year award sitting in his hands and he decided to throw it out the window and then drive his car head-on into a brick wall

cap floor this, cap is going up that ..... there are cheaper ways to build a bad dcorps and more expensive ways to build a better one bro

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

talking to a very boring LGBTQ person once in a while is so refreshing, you’re like “Whoa! You’re so average and normal! You’re like a coworker at an office job! The only thing we have in common is our LGBTQ identity and that is beautiful!”

“They tell us we’re born to suffer but you were obviously born to maintain the lawn outside of your suburban home. Very sweet.”

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

nonbinaries... largely the same, only differing from men and women in one respect: we are slightly -- but measurably -- cooler.

i mean they