25 dollars I won't eat sand!

so when I see trans people rbing my gender jokes and adding onto it I am filled with love but when I see a cis person twisting it into hating nonbinary people I feel like clocking them in the face.

cis people can rb but pwease…no clownery.

This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it

THE VACUUM STILL WORKS WITH THE CHICKENS ON IT, THAT’S THE KILLER

if you are in high school and you follow me idc if you learn nothing else from me, but learn this: do not join the fucking military. they will promise you all sorts of things in exchange for joining their muder-system for a few years. do not listen to them. you won’t find a sense of purpose, you won’t find an adventure, you might not even get the money they promise you for college. if you survive, you’ll come back with blood on your hands, feeling just as aimless as before except knowing you’re a killer. the government will drop you like hot potatoes the second you are not useful to them, and you will be on your own with nothing but some ptsd and a more intimate understanding of the phrase “blood for oil.”

They also have a way of targeting POC as well as those who are in a family that isn’t doing well financially. Be wary of any and all recruiters.

Read this thread if you wanna know what the military does to people

i would warn ppl before listening to what a hell of a way to die that while theyre trying to get out of the military they do focus primarily on the difficulties that soldiers face to the point that they rarely mention the imperialist human rights abuses perpetuated by it against the people it ostensibly defends the US from even in the most recent episodes. i don’t think their viewpoint is a particularly admirable one and i wouldnt recommend the podcast

I love everything about this

*plays Despacito for Spinel*

Bee in a Boat (2019)

Can't tell if it's in game w\ a shader or irl

when have you ever seen a bee irl like this

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

Stop

Let them speak

everyone shut up and listen to doctor worm

fuck it im tired of this shit *becomes an evil scientist*

@deafeningwastelandbouquets

THE SIXTH ONE I CANT 

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