Pastell Mor

Genuinely why would someone waste AI when the original is already perfect

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

kids on playgrounds go through this cycle everyday

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

i think this a lot of true crimes where they publicly drag the wrong person for months, of internet rumors that turn out to be false but lose people jobs and relationships, of stigmatized illnesses and deformities that achieve a cure, of rags-to-riches, of "ugly ducklings" and hard-earned weight loss. some people never forget how you looked at them

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here