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down bad for Camilla Hect and Camilla Hect only.

[no beers in] life is too short and love is too long

what if you had a cunty little bob and a fun knife collection and then your best friend died and you bring him back inside your head and somehow you become a mother and a father and a sister at once to a child who MIGHT be two of your dead friends and then you become nonbinary and find out that child is actually the soul of the earth. happened to my good friend paul.

there's the Harrow Special (lobotomy) for when the situation is bad but it's nothing a minor brain damage and memory loss cannot fix, the Gideon Special (impaling) for when you just need to die relatively quickly and get it over with, the Camilla Special (setting yourself on fire) for when you don't necessarily need to die, just burn and suffer for a while because of Reasons, and the Palamedes Special (exploding) for when you just have to get out and leave nothing behind.

rip Camilla Hect, you would've hated airport security

cue the scene in pirates at worlds end when they're searching elizabeth swann for weapons - that's cam right there

what if you were a COG in the IMPERIAL MACHINE but MARGARET THATCHER sent you to THE PAST to be the BOYTOY of a HOT FEMALE KNIGHT and that made you ANTIFASCIST

i love palamades sextus because it's like. he's "the greatest necromancer of his generation". he's jealous of an eighteen year old. he's in a codependant relationship with his cousin. he's writing erotic wlw fanfic on the wallpaper of his hallucinated River bubble. he rewrote known necrophysics. he was homewrecked. he finds those little outfits that nurses wear and strong work ethic and high test scores sexy. he's been in love with a woman seven years older than him since he was eight. he gave an ancient saint turbo cancer. he blew himself up. he's dead. he's alive. he's banned from selling erotic wlw fanfic he conceived in his necrophysically impossible River bubble. he's taking care of the dead soul of the earth in the body of a girl who lobotomized herself. he never forgets anything. and he isn't even technically the main character. NO ONE is doing it quite like him.

do you ever think jod was into simplynailogical and that’s why the lyctor capes are like that. because he wants the holosexual nail polish with cristine’s autograph on it.

Shout out to Paul for saving me from having to pick between Camilla and Palamedese for my favorite TLT character

John Gaius as a dad. Papa John, even