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hate when people refer to corporations as entities. you could never be comparable to the aliens and ghosts and creatures

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

i like to make the duolingo owl beg #strict #mean

i like to make the duolingo owl beg #strict #mean

I just felt butt mogged but saw no one

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

friends i hate to say it but i am existing under the conditions of absolute reality and i’m not entirely sure i’m doing it sanely

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive