heart on my sleeve

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

I 🩵 Algebra

I dont think humans are meant to be monogamous like your relationship is destined for failure unless you sometimes include the little green alien that taps on the window at night

being with someone romantically will make you think insane thoughts like, "i wonder what i can do to make them fall for me...maybe i'll start lifting weights." meanwhile it's a known fact they're already in love with you.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play