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rpf = real penis factory❓

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

Wveryobe needs more porn on their dash am I rigjt or am I right

Okay goodnight

in the pussy looking for clues

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything

neeeeeed giggly sex!! i wanna get stoned as fuck and dryhump someone!!! i wanna giggle at how desperate and clumsy we are!! i wanna get distracted by laughing!!! i wanna be so fucked up i drown in how good you make me feel and how much love i hold for you

fyi when i die i want you to use that shit for internet clout, days off, and god willing, sex

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros