⤷ Brian David Gilbert Prompts
things Polygon’s Brian David Gilbert has said
“I’m not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body.”
“Technically, not murder. Definitely bad!”
“What better way to show your dedication than to be literally shot from a cannon?”
“You don’t have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson.”
“Why spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws, when you can just touch this dog man?”
“It’s not because I’m a prude. Who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction?”
“Buckle up, this is going to be a fun presentation!”
“God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished!”
“Big rule of thumb: magicians are always evil.”
“No one likes a nark.”
“Now that you’re jazzed and ready to go: time to fail.”
“You guys remember those things…those little rules that stop you from committing war crimes?”
“I don’t need any more reason to be afraid of looking at myself in the mirror.”
“The desolation of…working at a job!”
“Ask yourself, ‘Am I holding my pet rat back from their true ambitions?’ The answer is always yeah.”
“You sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. You ask too little of me.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw myself into the ocean.”
“When you walk into an unknown space, I want the first question on your mind to be, ‘Am I safe to smash?’”
“Oh, look at Gordon Ramsay over here, making warm milk.”
“Clowns don’t serve a purpose.”
“He already feels bashful, you didn’t need to pants the man!”
“Surprise! I lolled you into a false sense of security!”
“I couldn’t give a shit about death.”
“Hey, bucko, I think what you don’t understand is basic storytelling.”
“But are you happy, with just those two versions of yourself? You shouldn’t be, ‘cause you’re a villain!”
“But isn’t that what we want as gamers? To be disappointed?”
