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cheese24k

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

evilspice

yes

peppapigvevo

come thru bitch

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If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

peppapigvevo

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

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KING HAS LEGS

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Lord has CAKE

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sseureki

THICK DADDY M’BAKU

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This is still so relevant…

This is 100% me.

Adorable murder weapon

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@dropitlowbandit

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I love how you can tell this isn't the first time she's done this lmfao

mockwa

I didn’t go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice

bornwithawarriorheart

Standard Elvish 🤣

cundtcake

chibisquirt

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

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For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.” “Fuck you, too.”

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Me when I fucking get you

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