ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

You’re in the squad because of your optimized combat build and heavy weapons. I’m in the squad because they’re trying to romance me and want to hear my dialogue options. We are not the same.

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey