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king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i hate fae rules

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

She's gonna be a supervisor

this is a malicious spirit summoned by capitalist magic

This is how social cues feel

you put them in the wrong order

im going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage you insect

hm. I'll allow it.

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

You wouldn't even be posting this on Tumblr if he didn't give us fire. Ungrateful.

What’s he gonna do complain? He’s too busy getting his liver eaten by big bird

oh really, prove it?