Nostalgic for garbage

This was the last time the world knew peace

That paw’s GLOWIN

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

i know i called you bro but i meant babe.

sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends

crazy how so many of your experiences as a girl are shaped based on whether you are perceived as attractive or not

Holy shit the levels of interaction here, this is like seeing an ant and shooting it with a gun

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

Someone: are you the stupid bitch who d- Me: yeah

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

ladies, if he dies, he dies!