I am Really Boring

breaking news: robot’s lack of genitals scares the cis

Only the cis deal in absolutes.

@eemaus 4 sure us 

The increased focus on contouring as a popular makeup technique is particularly heinous. Not only are increasingly young girls pushed to wear makeup to appear ‘acceptable,’ but they are being pushed to wear makeup in such a way as to manipulate their features, so that their cheeks look hollower and their cheekbones more prominent, so their chins look more defined, and so their noses look slimmer. It’s absolutely disgusting that there’s such an emphasis on changing aspects of your facial structure, and corresponding discussion which paints rounder faces and wider/flatter noses as disgusting and undesirable. The whole thing is being heralded as magical and wonderful, a real testament to the ‘powers’ of makeup (to change women’s natural faces into something more acceptable, apparently).

do u ever just cry bc cows should be treated like angels but they live horrible lives and violent deaths and suffer greatly bc people are literal demons and dont give a shit abt anyone but themselves 

Hey, all you 16,223 people - this happens because you eat their flesh and drink their milk. So stop crying and do something.

@mylooxyloto @abchinky

Before I’m lowered into the ground, let this song ring me in

“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

this is the real dream

Facts foh!!

my new years resolution is to care less and cum more

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

this is realest meme

this is also why you may have memory problems - undergoing severe trauma or prolonged periods of stress can cause the amygdalae in your brain to change shape, thus causing damage to long-term memory and troubles with making and maintaining short-term.

I’m crying

more leaked clips of heaven

Every single one of you, please please reblog this to help inform others.

Actually gonna reblog this to my main blog because this should get more exposure

Be careful, pet owners, this is not a hoax. Some of the Amazon reviews are painful and sickening to read, this stuff is so damaging to pets. Don’t buy it, don’t let others buy it.

Cat people - avoid purina tidycats lightweight litter Dog people - avoid purina beneful dog food ...maybe just avoid Purina pet products completely, as it seems like they’re pretty cool with killing your pets?

do u ever just cry bc cows should be treated like angels but they live horrible lives and violent deaths and suffer greatly bc people are literal demons and dont give a shit abt anyone but themselves 

WHERE’S THE LIE THO

so basically… To be a good man you should only be with one woman for your entire life? And if you’ve been with someone that’s disgusting? Ok.

dude. it’s a play-off of how people treat women by slut shaming them. see how ridiculous it sounds when they switch genders? then why is it that way for women. 

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That individual actually helped this post become better by showing how men perceive women in today’s society and their reactions towards oppression. Double standards are wild.

this gives me life

this is the best thing the internet has blessed me with since that dramatic pug gif...