I can do anything better than you

i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now  is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone 

on one hand i hate this site and the “culture” of it so much but on the other hand no other site lets me amass all my bizarre interests in one place then stream them straight to my skull at a speed that breaks the sound barrier.

[ gif is Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones running from the rolling boulder in the Raiders of the Lost Ark movie, except the rolling boulder is actually a gigantic BB-8 ]

oh my god. this is so freaking cool and hilarious.

this video makes me want to burn down everything yet i hit play every time