Borderlands Confessions

Am I the only person who wants Mr Torgue to be a vault hunter. I imagine he would be a different kind of support, making himself deal additional or increased explosive safe because healing is for F**KING WUSSES!

Going off of the post about that person wanting fan content in BL3 just like BL1, I hope that with the new console mods for games like Fallout, we’ll get the fan content as well.

For the newer games I’d love to play as some flamboyantly gay pop icon who just searches for vaults because it’s the trendy thing to do and he hates every bit of it but has to keep face. The skill trees would be so good!

Whenever I get a friend to play BL2 with me and they choose Gaige, I get really excited because she was the first character I ever played. But then if they choose any skill tree other than Ordered Chaos I tend to become a little bit salty.

Jump pads are just…A…How to put it. They are not bad per say but it took me forever to get used to them I’d get startled every time i step on one by accident (I often forget about them ahhah). If it wasn’t that it’d be Timothy’s reactionstartling me. It almost made me want to grill Deadlift for having Jump padseverywhere. Because nearly every time Timothy’d scream it’s make me scream too because holyshitfuckwha-Oh, Its just a jump pad.

I want to see a Truxican in Borderlands. NPC, playable character, enemy,  don’t care, I want Truxicans.

Whilst playing Pre-Sequel one day when i was getting pretty much headshot after headshot at one point in time my brother on-so-thoughtfully started singing a parody of ‘Lets get physical’ he oh-so-lovingly calls 'Lets get critical’ he made up on the spot. Given he mainly plays as claptrap the spontaneity of it was…In character. But it was stuck in my head for a week. By now it’s sort of a running gag as now he starts singing it whenever he see’s anybody get more than five critical hits in a short period of time. (to the point where i sometimes find myself autonomously humming along before realising what the hell am i doing and stop) I’m used to it. But it still don’t make it any less annoying at times seeing as as of recent he does it no matter which Borderlands game it is.

People keep saying how much they wished they lived on Pandora, and I’m over here thinking ‘when was the last time anyone on that planet washed their hands?’

Those literal buggers can survive from living on an moon with no atmosphere, to living on a satellite that’s designed to maintain gravity and an atmosphere similar to Pandora. What’s stopping them from becoming yet another overwhelming invasive species by the time Borderlands 3?

My ex looks exactly like krieg and whenever I see krieg I can only think of my ex

Every time I go in Moxxi’s bar, I cannot leave until I tip her at least 10k. She’s my favorite Borderlands female, I have to take care of her. ;)

I join a certain friends game i blow myself up whilst saying its a magic trick. he does not revive me anymore.

Honestly, I really liked “Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked” as the BL1 theme. I felt that it fit with the overall atmosphere of the game. Although, I didn’t really like BL2’s “Short Change Hero.” BL2 was so crazy and humurous that it just didn’t fit in very well. Now that I think of it, I kinda wanted “Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked” to be BL2’s theme.

Claptrap’s voice is absolutely amazing to listen to for me. I just can’t tire of it, and I feel addicted to it.

Honestly, when I have those nostalgia trips in the original game, and then think about all the stuff from the first game’s design that I (and many others) want in the new game, the more I feel I’m gonna be ultimately let down.

Borderlands brought me and my girlfriend closer together six years ago. Borderlands also brought her closer to the guy she left me for.