Chef

This is like favorite gif now

look everyone i now have a flying fuck to give

@heartstitched

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit

The purpose of golf is playing less golf.

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

that’s how they flavor la croix

In Harry Potter, the paintings are animated so it’s possible that tattoos are also animated.

Anyways! *climbs out of the scattered and ruined debris of my feelings*

Being super rich must be like playing real life in creative mode instead of survival mode.

You can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between tits