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one normal day in british politics that’s all i ask for . will never happen
it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it
I'm terrified of people even knowing it, because I know that some people will instantly lock that into their heads as my "real name" and eventually slip and say it instead
Something something that charlottan post about how even if people have only ever known you as the gender you transitioned to, they're still gonna think "oh they're just a boy that I need to remember to call a girl"
Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.
a wild strawman appears
does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on
like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress
Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was
I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.
private area do not read
"the tags, which are considered private"
during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell
ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell
great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted
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some days i feel overwhelming grief for the fact that i never got to be a teenaged girl

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jk rowling kills children
the hardest part about getting a new tattoo is you can't reuse old nudes without it being obvious
having a friend whose horny is awesome because you can decorate its horns with cute accessories that it wouldnt wear otherwise
According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

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Ok I admit it,I once tried cocaine I was offered at a party, I didn't like it and it was genuinely shit, genuinely don't understand why people use it, you just feel caffeinated for like 40 minutes and then you feel like you are dying for 8 hours, horrible experience,. Don't do cocaine kids, not because it's illegal but because it's just genuinely a shit expirience that isn't fun in the slightest. Just Stick to booze and weed
Human Domestication Guide really proves that the line between a fetish scenario and a horror scenario is very thin and very blurry
having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
Me: Your honor, I am what we in The Industry call, "a good girl"
The affini leading my wardship hearing: For the last time little one, youre not on trial, this is very adorable and we all certainly agree with your assertion, however-
Me: 'However'? *makes the biggest most sad-floret eyes i can manage at the mere idea that there might be an asterisk to their agreement*
*the hearing devolves into incoherance as every affini in the room is suddenly filled with the need to personally reasure me that I am unequivocally a good girl, the best girl even*

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I still don’t understand the Affini’s objective with force-femming our soldiers. I don’t know why they think doing that makes them less combat capable cause that’s pretty far from the truth.
Like just the other day one of my troopers got super duper drunk and started crying and told me that she wishes she was a girl and feels shitty and she dosent know what to do about it and all that for like the millionth time right? So I did what any responsible commander should and shoved her into a chair, straddled her, and grabbed the hair on the back of her head. Then I pulled myself in close against her ear and whispered that I was making the decision for her and she was going to be a good girl for me from now on while I gently pushed a syringe into her neck containing the ad-hoc feminization xenodrug cocktail that we made. Then I scratched the back of her head, caressed her, and whispered in her ear how much of a good girl she is and how pretty she is and how much everybody likes her over and over again for like an hour while she twitched and whined under me as it took effect.
Now her small arms marksmanship is up 23%, she qualified on a new counter-ship weapon system, and she’s never been happier.
I just don’t see the tactical disadvantage here.
I’d die on the hill that “stranger danger” is a deeply unhelpful mentality to have. “Ooooh everyone is out to get me they’re all gonna perpetrate harm that’s actually more likely to come from someone I already know. I better never talk to anyone in my community who I don’t already know, just to be safe. I’m sure there are no other biases interwoven with this mentality” like oh my god human traffickers do not just randomly spawn in every parking lot. You don’t have to go solo hitchhiking across the country but you also don’t have to live in fear that every guy on the street is the knife man who’s gonna get you. Like have situational awareness, yeah. But most of the time the guy on the street is not knife man he’s actually just a guy on the street and he’s probably pretty chill, and you’re driving yourself crazy by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear.