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Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

my mom told me my first word was camel

When i was a baby they would wash me outside because i stank