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my son gunk who has every disease

how dar you this is my son splunk who is perfactly healthie

Say what you will about “friends” but all of the memes about how dumb and unrealistic it is have in-universe explanations

Monica can afford that giant apartment in manhattan on a chef’s salary because she’s living there illegally, it was her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment and the landlord doesn’t know her grandmother doesn’t live there anymore

Rachel isn’t fired from the coffee shop despite being overtly terrible at her job because her boss has a crush on her

They hang out with Ross because he’s Monica’s brother and they have to

What was the explanation for why it wasn’t funny

they’re new yorkers

just had a dream I got a computer virus that took the form of a rampaging pixelated gorilla that immediately began to wreak havok across my screen

i didn't know what bonzibuddy was before today. so you're telling me theres a pre-existing waking world desktop malware gorilla but I somehow happened to dream about a separate distinct desktop malware gorilla

Joy is stored in not knowing who the fuck internet celebrities are

Gun to my head I couldn’t name a single Minecraft YouTuber and I genuinely think that accounts for at least 70% of what little inner peace I possess

I’m in fear

what’s wrong with pictANS SANS SANS SANS SANS SAN

Hey he paid his fucking ticket leave him alone

Where he goin?

Kanye West’s house

Sunday already?

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

if she’s your girl then why does her leitmotif appear in part of my battle theme :/

every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

I aint posting for them. I’m posting for me.

I see your posts tho.

Hazards of following me