Iamanolifer

Treat me like a little boy. Help me me pick out what to wear, and help me put on my clothes. Ask me if I have to go to the bathroom before we go on trips in the car, because little boys don’t always remember to stop when they’re playing. Ask  me which superhero is on my underpants today, and wonder out loud whether they’ll have to fight the Evil Pee Monster.

Check to make sure my pants aren’t wet every so often.

p loudly and say, “Uh-oh!” when you find I couldn’t stay dry. Take me by the hand to go change into something dryer, and more appropriate. Put on my pull-ups gently, but firmly, that you brought against my protests. Reassure me that it’s ok to have accidents sometimes, that’s just what little boys do. Give me my paci to calm me down when I fuss about my new, thicker underwear. Help me take my pants off so you can check my pull-ups when we get home. Ask me when my pull-ups got wet ,and how, and why didn’t I say anything to you. Take me over your lap when I admit I didn’t even try to make it to the potty. Pull down my wet pull-ups and spank me while commenting on how disappointed you are that I don’t seem to care about not going pee pee in my pants. Hold me close, and gently rub my red bottom and tell me it’s ok while I cry softly into your chest. Tell me that it’s bedtime, and therefore diaper time. Drag me away while I protest that I don’t need diapers, and it’s still daylight outside.

You have to wear your dino hoodie too 🦖

When I’m a naughty boy I get punished :(  Today I disobeyed daddy @abdaddyffm so he said I should put my pj’s on and I’ll get a spanking before bedtime. So I have to wear my pj all day :/ 

During dinner I got more and more nervous. After clearing the table he said “Now it’s time for your spanking!” and he took my hand and led me to the bedroom. I had to stand in front of him so he could lower my pants and diaper.

Then I had to lay down on his knee. He took my hand so I couldn’t protect my butt. At first he hit me slowly and not too hard until my butt was lightly red. When I started struggeling he put his leg over my legs so I couldn’t move and he hit me faster and harder until I started crying. Finally I had to bend over the blanket and daddy used a cane on my butt until I had several red welts and I cried like a baby :(

Dude, thanks again for having me over for a sleepover! No problem, bro! Did you bring your games?

Oh for sure, I did! Lemme grab them from my bag.

…ummmm… hey man, what’s with your underwear? That looks kinda like a diaper. Hey bro!! Why are you wearing a diaper right now??

NO!! No way!! Why would you think that? I’m not a baby!!

Oh, come on man. Don’t be so defensive! If it’s not a diaper, prove it!

…..okay I guess so.

See? Just regular blue undies!

Haha, oh my goodness! I know those are Goodnites - my younger brother used to wear them! I can even see the camo pattern through those thin pants of yours… So what, are you a bedwetter? You better not piss in my bed. Pull your pants the rest of the way down. I know I’m right.

…oh, okay *sniffle*

Yep, I knew it! Oh, come on bro. Don’t be sad. I don’t mind, I promise! I promise your secret is safe with me! Do you really mean that??

Of course! Now pull those pants back up and let’s play some games.

“Jack, c’mon.  You don’t have to do this.  My parents just wanted you to check in on me once in a while, they didn’t literally mean for you to babysit me!”

“Now now little man, don’t get cranky.  Trust me, that onesie and these diapers aren’t cheap.  Especially at the rate your going through them.  But your parents are gone for the summer and I want to make sure my favorite neighbor is well taken care of.”

“But Jack you know I’m not a baby, we grew up together!  If you would just let me use the toilet I wouldn’t keep wetting myself!  I don’t need you to keep giving me bubble baths or dressing me or spoon feed me food or make me drink bottles!  I’m 19 fucking years old!”

Are you a diaper lover ? Tiger help you if you can’t answer to this important question !

-If they are just getting out of the shower or your putting them into a diaper instead of changing them out of a dirty one, use an extra soft blanket instead of a plastic changing mat. So long as it won’t get dirty from their accident, it’s a great way to make them comfortable.

-Ask your little lots and lots of questions! Do they know how many toes and fingers they have? Can they name the parts of the body you’re wiping or what each diapering item is? What was their favorite part of their day so far? Questions give a little the opportunity to express their littlespace through their voice!

-Restraints may sound like a punishment but they add to a little’s natural helplessness! Just using a chest strap ensures they won’t roll around, but strapping down appendages to the table will let them know that you’re able to take care of them so well they don’t even need to move.

-Baby oil and/or powder is a must! Maybe during their diapering you can give them a full body baby oil massage to drive an infantile scent deep into their skin and keep them exposed and helpless for an extended period of time.

-Change your little on an elevated surface, and lift them on to it if you physically can. Being able to change a little without too much bending is better on your body anyway, and your little will feel extra infatilized knowing they have a spot dedicated for cleaning their stinky bum!

-Make LOTS of comments about their diapers! Tell them how many accidents they’ve had today, ask them how many have been poopy and pee-pee diapies, or how full their diaper pail is. Read off the descriptions of the diapers to let them know what it can do, or what the scent of their lotion is.

-Have different diapers for different situations. By picking out from a selection of diapers, such as thinner daytime diapers or super thick night time ones, your little will feel as though you know what’s best since you’ve taken on that agency.

-Take the time for extra contact, such as tickling, blowing raspberries on their tummies or some light spanking if they enjoy that. Make diapering a time for love instead of just a chore!

-A diaper change isn’t complete until the clothing matches the padding! Punctuate a diaper change with appropriate clothing, such as shorts with an elastic waistband, a onesie or overalls and let them know how much easier a diaper change will be while they are wearing it.

-If your little feeling sickies, it’s time for doctor daddy or nurse mommy to take care of their little one! A diaper change gives you the chance to take their temperature rectally, give them a suppository if they are constipated or apply some vapo-rub to their chest for their congestion.