Chokehold

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

Me, on fire, looking at this: haha good one

Damn you’re really having a bad day

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,” I would ask. “Is it worth it?”

truly a cultural reset