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For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

They say laughter is like music to the ears - but what if we literally form an orchestra of lees and lers, with the lees being the instruments and the lers playing them, to perform a grand euphony of laughs and giggles? Wouldn't that be just wonderful?

Let me explicate the ideas I had so far:

The marimba: the lee laying on their side, arms stretched out over their head, so the ler can poke and prod their ribs with all ten of their fingers.

The cello: the lee standing upright with their ankles and wrists tied together and their arms stretched out above their head, while the ler is standing behind them, wrapping their arms around them, one hand digging into the hollow of an underarm and the other spidering to and fro over the lee's tummy.

The bongo drum: the lee laying on their stomach so the ler can knead and poke their bum. Some compositions may even require to give them a smack from time to time.

The piano: multiple lees laying side by side, their feet secured in stocks with the soles pointing upwards and lined up to a neat string, while the ler lets all ten of their fingers skitter and slide over their soles and toes. Can be played two- or four-handed.

Additions:

I'm reblogging this to collect all the great ideas you guys have and add some more of my own!

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The guitar: basically like the cello, but instead of standing upright, the lee is sprawled over the ler's lap.

The electric guitar: like the guitar, but the ler uses electric toothbrushes and/or flossers.

1. Fingers or feathers?

2. Hairbrushes or Toothbrushes?

3. Raspberries or nibbles?

4. Tied up or being free?

5. One or more lers?

6. Being tickled on your sides for 30 mins or on your feet for 15 mins?

7. Scribbling you thighs or scratching the back of your knees for 10 mins?

8. Raspberries on your belly or nibbles on your ribs?

9. Nuzzling your neck or playing with your toes?

@ticklingemporium (the tag won’t work because I’ve blocked them) has been tagging minors into my posts and talking with them in a way that’ll make you struggle to keep your food down. I’ve redacted the minor’s name and username for their protection, but here’s their bio:

Pretty unequivocal, wouldn’t you say? Anyone familiar enough with them to be tagging them into gif posts for teasing reasons would be well aware that they were under 18. Their username contains the number 13 - I really hope that isn’t their actual age. Here’s the conversation from earlier: