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squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

girls are asking me to "touch the brea st

Unsentence mix my post at once foul harlot.

se x my fo ot.

inviting a girl over to my home for sex, before leading her into my bedroom and leaving to the bathroom to get changed. moment's later, a series of puzzle boxes lower from the ceiling and i announce over the microphone that she is being tested. i forget to mute the mic so the sounds of me jacking off while i watch her do the puzzles is audible to her