I still can’t believe this happened.
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President Barack Hussein Obama has a great poker face. I would have laughed so hard.
You could see he wanted to laugh so damn hard lmao
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I still can’t believe this happened.
GOAT
President Barack Hussein Obama has a great poker face. I would have laughed so hard.
You could see he wanted to laugh so damn hard lmao

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The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most
I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve f**king thought of it.
Winona Ryder (via wordsnquotes)
A big part of becoming an adult is realizing nobody gives a crap if you wear the same pants two (or more) days in a row.

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draw the OTP and the third wheel best friend
we as a race are not redeemable
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when are we gonna get a disney princess who’s a gamer 😒
what abt that lil bich from wreck it Ralph
Diana: “Men are essential for procreation but not for pleasure”
Every man in the room: *collective groaning*
My gay ass:
via: If Ron Howard gets the Han Solo director job, please let him narrate it.

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-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch
literally 😑 & 😕
if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool
varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:
jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)
fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)
regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)
rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)
mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)
anyone who juggles
feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands
7. you
post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me
Heavy…. heavy,
… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.
If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?
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get spooky
how does this appear every june
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So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”
So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.
Broglar.
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I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!