Keep It Gay

prologue: “how many times can i say 24601?” a memoir by javert

at the end of the day: damn it sucks to be poor

i dreamed a dream: men suck, just become a lesbian

lovely ladies: i love prostitutes

who am i?: time for my daily existential crisis

the confrontation: all i did was STEAL SOME BREAD

master of the house: bastard of the house

look down: damn it sucks to be poor 2.0

stars: vendetta of the century

red and black: VIVE LA FRANCE

do you hear the people sing?: VIVE LA FRANCE 2.0

a heart full of love: these notes are higher than a drug addict

on my own: men suck, just become a lesbian: the sequel

one day more: wtf is going on who is singing???

the barricades: VIVE LA FRANCE 3.0

little fall of rain: ouch

drink with me: time for my nightly existential crisis

bring him home: 

the final battle: ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

the sewers: the confrontation

javert’s suicide: ouch?

empty chairs at empty tables: survivor’s guilt

beggars at the feast: the thenadiers wont die why wont they die please just die already for the love of God die you thots

Sainte-Beuve said about him: “Nature knows three great stomachs: the duck, the shark, and Victor Hugo.”

He ate ALL THE TIME. He’d shovel down entire slabs of terrine when at work.

He ate oranges like apples, unpeeled, just cronched into them like an absolute degenerate

He seems to have traded his ability to peel his food for his writing skills because he also ate lobsters with the shell on apparently

He put vinegar into his coffee??? Why

He’s too strong for us

Be More Chill: sing along to ALL the instrumentals.

The Book of Mormon: passionately yell the lines. Then glance out the window awkwardly to make sure no one’s listening. Then resume passionately yelling. Awkwardly go quiet when you hear people passing your door. Repeat.

Dear Evan Hansen: two modes: either humming the songs peacefully to yourself or jumping to your feet, perfectly executing the “Sincerely, Me” dance and also doing all of Ben Platt’s physical tics and waiting for your Tony.

Falsettos: *singing along happily for hundredth time* *abruptly stops* What does that line even mean

Hamilton: there is literally only one way to do it: singing along to all the parts at once and incorporating all the furniture in the room for maximum effect.

The Last Five Years: have a hundred tabs open with the lyrics. It would be one of the easiest musicals to sing along to alone if there weren’t so many goddamn words.

Les Misérables: reconcile yourself to the fact that it’s physically impossible to sing along to all the parts. You gotta just pick a character to sing with. Which is actually fine, because most Les Mis fans have this one character that’s “their” character. And there’s probably only one character who’s in your range, anyway. I mean, you can try to sing along to all the parts, but prepare to get absolutely slaughtered in “One Day More.”

Newsies: whatever you do, just don’t try to dance along. Please.

Next to Normal: *singing along happily for hundredth time* *abruptly stops* Whoa. That line is really clever/weird/sad/beautiful.

The Phantom of the Opera: AHHHHH aaahhhh ahhhh ahhhHHHH SING MY ANGEL OF MUSIC AHHHH ahhhh ahhh hahhhHHHHH sing mY ANGEL ahhh hahhhhhhh ahhhhHHHHH SING FOR MEEEE AHHHHH HHHHHHHH HAHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SING MY ANGEL HHHHHHHH Ś̹̗̝̠̫I͓̻̰̲N̢̠͕G̦̬͟ ̲F̳̫̦̜̭̰O͙̹̪͕̞͉͟R̩̭̦ ̛̠͚̰M̫͍̬͇͈̖EE̖̙̬̳̞̞̹È̖E͈EE͏E̗̞̲͍̰̕E̗̙̬̻̭Ḛ̫͉̗̜ aaʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ

Rent: ALL the air guitar.

Spring Awakening: *forgets lyric* 🎶 lonely grass purple horses hay bale 🎶

Waitress: wait until “I Didn’t Plan It” and “She Used to Be Mine,” and then let out YEARS of pain and sadness

those who barely missed becoming historic: musichetta

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!

Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!

If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!