Nothing's Complicated

I am definitely not a giant crab in human skin!

Sounds like something a giant crab in human skin would say

Iam!!!! not!!!!!!!!

But how can we be sure

Because I said so

Snip snip

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

This isn’t a shitpost I just really want this egg on my blog.

Im the EGg goD

I cant crack the egg fucK i am the egg God

Ohh

o h ?

I didn’t get anything I am a n g r y

Cool

gimme

My egg was empty, what’d the Hitler Chicken do to it– >:-(

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

Goals

Yes its easier being liberal until reality hits you

that sweater

Why did you make me feel this in my head

she should be gone

who?

The thot reading this

i wanna go dancingggg

You can dance if you want to

2018 is the year commies brush their teeth reblog if you agree

@angrybeardedbastard

Nice

If this post gets… a lot of notes then I’m gonna drink some carbonated milk bc my dad just got a soda stream and I have absolutely n o impulse control right now

How many is a lot?

T h r e e t h o u s a n d

my dash is full. i am scrolling and as i do so the number is climbing.

Cyborg eye weather bitches.

Get a fucking job or just don’t buy shit you don’t need like anyone else. I hope you all get arrested. 😁😁

What has this become, a religion? Why is talking about stealing things phrased in such as aspirational way?

They treat being a petty criminal like it’s some sort of accomplishment or something.

I thought this had to do with weight lifting at the gym and was very confused second sentence in. How can people think stealing is okay?