Kaggath

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

What about a Pirate's soul?

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Occam's razor says this is a christening but you can't rule out the possibility of stopping a vampire baby

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!

im so tired i could sleep a horse

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

sorry i was distracted by his tits. Were you saying something