Meh

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE

you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out

posting content you know one of your beloved mutuals likes is the tumblr equivalent of going pspspspspspspsps to a cat

I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

“Appropriate enrichment and husbandry” is also available if you’re animal rather than machine inclined.

please stop reblogging this post

gno

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

how do you explain to someone that this comprises your entire sense of humor at the moment

Wait for it…

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

my fav.

Tony the Tiny Hawk?!