I am radioactive

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

what the fuck

THIS IS THE BEST TRANSITION IN THE HISTORY OF TRANSITIONS

Ooooh

maybe one day I’ll be cool enough to hang out with someone who uses a film camera and they’ll take a photo of me sitting in the passenger seat of their car and I’ll be laughing candidly enough for my eyes to be closed and they’ll let me use that photo as my profile picture on facebook

Sometimes I forget how young I am, I have time. There’s enough time.

I really needed to read this.

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

this place is so wild everybody hates it & yet here we all are its like the hotel california of websites

Beyoncé leading a study group: ok ladies now lets get information