it's just a bit of a mess really

august 1st is national girlfriend’s day who’s gonna bite the bullet nd date me

Theon handling an awkward situation by just noping right off the boat was the most relatable thing in the episode tbh. 

team “i know you’re joking but my anxiety doesn’t”

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

Sex is great but have you ever fell asleep holding the love of your life?

No thanks for reminding me

A legend has been born

THIS IS WHY AUSTRALIA IS NOW ON THIS SHOW 

of course eurovision is confusing for americans i mean the one with the most votes actually gets to win

Eurovision, the only place where “Hey, what if you rap while I yodel?” is a viable concept.

Samwell Tarly never actually made it to the Citadel, the lights of the Eurovision were too distracting