don't get me wrong i know it's hard to love me

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

girl who walks around in a shirt that says "I AM SOMETHING LESS THAT HUMAN, GIVEN HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS, THE PAIN IS UNENDING" because it only has 73 fingers so the knuckle tats didn't work

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

we gave your drink an infection

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

Ricky's pouch/funny report: hehe its still sofd

non if this is true mom is ruining my tigers image

thinking about doing "second post with screenshot of tags" type bits but the tags aren't from a real user. forgery. talking to myself. this would amuse me.

every monday is the longest day of my life