i would be a great indie horror game character

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

if someone is conceptkin of the letter s, they are skin

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

would you still love me if I spin you right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

I love characters who crave validation I love characters who have deeply selfish wants and they desperately try to fulfill them, I love characters who think they deserve better than this and lash out about it, I love characters who Need to be Important and wanted and cared about, I love characters who end up sacrificing others and hate it, I love characters that Really, Really need what they want. I love characters who can't decipher between what they want and what they actually need. Characters who's desires are so world bending that it aches. Characters who kinda hate themselves about how selfish they are. Characters who are fucking rancidly envious and angry about what they don't have. Characters who need attention and love. Characters who are emotional vampires - and cling to you and say PLEASE

The world doesn't know how much i love saps' little giggles and laughs and mischievous snickers and tired but fond chuckles and when he starts insanely cackling...

why are you all so mean. it will not heal you