historically significant boypussy

im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

unfortunately “we shouldn’t be doing this” sounds really hot during sex

(flirtatiously) yeah, you can get me as high as you want.

sorry for giggling so much while you're trying to fuck me i'm just excited

anything is lesbian sex if you have an enlightened mind and a pervert's beautiful heart

in such a mood i need somebody to fuck my face until i’m sooo detached and floaty and then ruin me

love the idea of soothing someone into submission. you've had a long day, sweetheart, why don't you let me do the thinking for a bit? i know you like to be in control, but it can be exhausting. surely you've earned a little relaxation after all your hard work. don't you want to rest a bit? unclench your jaw, relax your muscles, let your legs fall open. i want the only thought in that lovely head to be how good you feel.

I'm not made for work >:( I'm made to be someone's pretty house-pet, patiently waiting for them to come home and mindlessly following them around wherever they go

apparently “gets unfathomably wet while giving head” isn’t a “legitimate qualification for a job”

there are sex shops everywhere for those with eyes to see. the veterinary supply store. home depot.

risky creampie sex? mating press? breeding doggy style?? pls?

there’s something about a sub who gets more turned on every time they’re humiliated. who goes red and gets wetter simultaneously. who doesn’t know what to do with themselves when both things are happening at once. who tries to hide their face because of how shy they are. the ones who get embarrassed at how i notice and need me to say it out loud anyway. who would never ask for it directly. would probably deny wanting it if i asked. but whose body gives them away every single time without fail. without exception. every single time i say something that makes them want to hide, they get wetter. every time. and they know that i know that. and that makes it worse. and that makes it better. i love that. i love being the person who sees exactly what they need before they can admit it to themselves. who says it out loud anyway. “look at you. getting so turned on from that.” watching them go redder. feeling them get wetter. “you love this don’t you.” watching them shake their head. feeling their body say yes.

sorry for being so submissive that it gives you the mindset of a feral predator desperate to fuck and hurt me but like.. someone’s gotta do it yknow

Being made to say thank you or I love you during a CNC scene is sooooo 😵‍💫