he isnt? hes a cartoon character

Dead ass I didn't realize this was about covid for a sec and thought this dude was hella passionate about underage drinking

but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!

Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion

Can you believe how wrong media like ready player one is about online games

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles

You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok

Realistically I know immortality would kinda suck but I'd love to see where crows are going with this

We all agree England and France suck so we can all unite in thankfulness that England never conquered France because then we’d have to deal with a synthesis of the two of some of the worst societies ever

Quebec

fuck

This post is a mess but I appreciate that the awfulness of Quebec is getting some attention at last

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

Fellas I’m really not trying to sound like that kinda guy but I’m literally gonna lose it

“EMPLOYEE NO. 3023, YOUR ENJOYMENT LEVELS HAVE DROPPED BY 5%. DO YOU NOT ENJOY WORKING FOR AMAZON? YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO IMPROVE YOUR MOOD, OR YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK WILL BE MADE TO MATCH TO MATCH YOUR CURRENT ENJOYMENT LEVELS”

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are

im happy they worked it out