kyoya would maybe be able to kick a football under the right circumstances. kaoru would be having fun until he kicks a little too hard and ends up twisting his ankle and he never touches a football after that.
mafia bossed up kyoya is thoroughly confused at why kaoru is like way more affectionate/clingy than normal. like he's NOT letting go of him. i just realised if hikaru watched all of kaoru's cringy gacha animatics then he'd so RECOGNIZE kyoya's wack ass outfit and burst out laughing 😭
kaoru probably tries to get freaky back home and kyoyas like "ok fine let me take off this outfi-" only to be met with the loudest ***NO*** from kaoru who's staring at him like like an electrified chihuahua.
the freaking doesn't last very long because halfway into it while under kyoya, kaoru suddenly just realizes what he's doing right now and cracks up and LOSES IT. like he takes a look at kyoya again and realizes wtf he's doing at his Grown Ass Age and actually starts cackling to the point he can't do it anymore
Kaoru would try to be into football for exactly eight minutes just in case that's what Kyoya's into (cough Kuze cough) and then would never speak of it again. jk jk
God. Hikaru would never let Kaoru live this down. He knows to bide his time for the wedding reel, but he would be making snarky comments the entire night.
Kaoru's sudden clarity...the sudden WHAT AM I DOING. Probably triggered also by trying to feed Kyoya demon mafia lord lines from one of his scripts and Kyoya delivering it in the flattest, most put-off deadpan. And it sounding ridiculous.
Crying at "electrified chihuahua." I know exactly what you mean, it's exactly the visualisation I have in my head of him. Just fuzzed up frenetic energy. Like this guy
there are tears in my eyes
