expect something now!! woo!!

pretty pretty please reblog

and of course happy birthday my dear stars @hyperfixations-go-brr i am so so so so happy you are a part of my life <333

Otherwise they will get you /j

This contest will be in two parts, part one will be Stan vs Miss Piggy and Morticia vs Loop, and the next and last part will be the two winners competing against each other for the title of the Ultimate 2025 Tumblr Sexyperson

I am (lovingly) unsure if Loop could beat THE Mortica Adams but we must try

"i thought you were laughing at me because you were winning and i was losing" "no i was just laughing at your misfortune i had no idea"

go, loop. kill that cis man

(don’t mind the shit grammar I edited this right after waking up)

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

bestie I appreciate the enthusiasm but this post doesn't even have 50 notes yet lol. lil' early for that.

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward