My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy

Squad goals. posted by @NBCTimeless

Please watch this. 

watch this. please, you won’t regret it.

available as prints here

He reluctantly had to do it to them

F to pay respects

yfaimcidtwtbtoijathsysfidhiscmgfnumttfhwmc: You fell asleep in my car I drove the whole time, but that’s okay I’ll just avoid the holes so you’ll sleep fine, I’m driving here I sit, cursing my government, for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.

Taako: The guy gave me a great deal. Garfield: Yeah you got a great deal… FROM ME, GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK!

don’t fool yourself in thinking you’re more than a man ‘cause you’ll probably end up dead

will tes vi have actually decent foot modeling or will the foot fetishists have to step in to pick up the slack again

lest we forget

IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS OF Apud Helvetios longe nobilissimus fuit et ditissimus Orgetorix. Is M. Messala, [et P.] M. Pisone consulibus regni cupiditate inductus coniurationem nobilitatis fecit et civitati persuasit ut de finibus suis cum omnibus copiis exirent: perfacile esse, cum virtute omnibus praestarent, totius Galliae imperio potiri. Id hoc facilius iis persuasit, quod undique loci natura Helvetii continentur: una ex parte flumine Rheno latissimo atque altissimo, qui agrum Helvetium a Germanis dividit; altera ex parte monte Iura altissimo, qui est inter Sequanos et Helvetios; tertia lacu Lemanno et flumine Rhodano, qui provinciam nostram ab Helvetiis dividit. His rebus fiebat ut et minus late vagarentur et minus facile finitimis bellum inferre possent; qua ex parte homines bellandi cupidi magno dolore adficiebantur. Pro multitudine autem hominum et pro gloria belli atque fortitudinis angustos se fines habere arbitrabantur, qui in longitudinem milia passuum CCXL, in latitudinem CLXXX patebant.

are you sure?

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

He is a  fucking bull riding stripper….

That’s what I like about Texas

Name a better rivalry. I’ll wait via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OAyAy4