And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

This is such a Monkey’s Paw kind of talent. Being so talented at hyperrealistic art that people just think they’re photos and don’t care.

The shine on that lube is SO good tho kudos

Damn that’s impressive!

“i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america” is such a dystopian way to start the school day and it’s just… common place

does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me