Cryptic Abomination

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

before you go to bed tonight I want you to remember that it took a lot of courage to leave behind what’s not for you anymore. If you’re strong enough to let go, then you’ll be strong enough to find what’s next for you. you’ve got this, good night.

instead of having to search on indeed, girls should have 100 dolarls inserted into their bank account ever hour. from the governemtn

Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

Happy leap yeap!

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical