I’m literally crying 😭

@NorthKorea

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

Honestly me

Meeee

I need my shorty to be this extra

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

hes from an alternate timeline

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

Nothing > straight men

Ok but mathematically you’re saying nothing is greater than straight men implying that straight men are amazing or something

Not technically. Technically he’s saying that straight men are less than nothing. Meaning that you my dear have clearly mixed up the meanings between than and then, than being a comparative, where as then is an absolute. So you failed both math and English boo.