Up, up, and away!

the power of christ isn't even that compelling if i'm being honest

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

deleted all my social media apps so now sometimes i just open my phone and scroll thru google drive for a bit and then put it back in my bag

“but ur on tumblr” this app is not social because i refuse to talk to y’all

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

The idea that only women can give birth is a misconception. Men can give birth too and that's a mrconception

A nonbinary person can give birth as well? I think that's a mxconception

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

Are you shitting me?

this makes me smile every time

These are the guys you had to hire to follow you around before Walkmans were invented.