space enthusiast

when audre lorde said “you need to reach down and touch the thing that’s boiling inside of you and make it somehow useful.”

afraid i may have touched a sadness within myself i cannot jerk my way out of

i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

you're so off-putting i need you

i hope this is how i’m being perceived

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave