idiots in love

Nat: No.

Clint: I do.

Bucky: I know, Clint.

Clint: I'm sad.

Nat: You two can't swim?

Clint: It's a hypothetical question, Nat! Who would you save?

Bucky: So you weren't thinking.

Clint: Amazing, best I've ever had.

Sam:

Clint: Oh shit you meant his injury.

Bucky: Do. Yes. Wait, actually I have blood on me right now.

Clint: Gonth.

Clint: Uh huh.

Bucky: I'm assuming you already did it.

Sam: You don't want Clint to die

Sam: So now we need to make sure that Clint doesn't make Clint die

Nat: Yes, he does.

Kate: Yes, he does.

Sam: Yes, he does.

Clint: Yeah, five inches taller than you.

Bucky:

Clint:

Bucky:

Bucky: Clint is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Kate: Why not?

Bucky: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Clint: You don't have to wear it.

Nat: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Kate: Tackle him.

Sam: Dump him.

Nat: Clint would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Clint: (sometime later) Nvm, you don't have to. I'm home now.

Natasha: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?