Hydrogen-Enterprise

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

im literally going to burst into fucking flames

mood

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

i <3 reading perverted fanfiction where you can tell that the author has actually had a cigarette put out on them before

I think I might be about to send a deranged email