the grinning soupbowl of a woman’s pelvis

i don’t usually find “[x character] has committed war crimes” jokes all that funny because they usually forget that what makes a war crime a war crime instead of a regular offense is that it’s happening during a declared war. i’m rewatching avatar though and nothing brings me more pleasure to be able to say shit like “sokka has canonically broken the geneva convention” and have it actually check out

Animorphs fandom, oh Animorphs fandom….

A HAMMERHEAD????

the term "child soldiers" gets used a lot in regards to animorphs and they are soldiers that are children but i don't know if elfangor breaking the law and telling them to protect their planet before getting eaten counts as officially being enlisted by the andalites. if you wanna be technical about it, they're not child soldiers, they're children engaging in covert guerilla warfare without any official orders and they're better at this than the majority of the actual army that's allegedly fighting the yeerks because they're driven by soul-crushing pressure, responsibility, and guilt. which is immeasurably tragic for them and incredibly embarrassing for the andalites

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

happy pride month everybody

Sometimes a family is you, your best friend, your girlfriend, your cousin, a clone of those four and his nephew who is a bird.

all i do anymore is display symptoms

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

@i-assign-you-animorphs

Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. And perhaps Tobias